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Golf puns

28 puns

Golf puns are par for the course when you need a line that lands as well as your drive did (or didn't). This category covers wordplay about fairways, birdies, and the eternal search for a decent slice, from "talk birdie to me" to jokes that are simply "un-fore-gettable," perfect for a golf tournament sign, a scorecard, or a caption after your best round yet. Golf vocabulary (fore, par, drive, chip) is a gift to pun writers, which is why this category is a favorite for clubhouse signs and Father's Day cards alike. Use these for a tee time invite or a caption on today's round. Tee up the full list of golf puns below.

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Another round will help bridge that golf

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You’ll pay the slice for that

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Sugar and slice and all things nice

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Great minds links alike

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On the links of disaster

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Putting in the work

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Divot let it get you down

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Tee-rrific round today

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Green with envy

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Bunker down, we’ve got this

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Swing into the weekend

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Living on the wedge

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Wedge your bets

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Chip off the old block

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It’s slice to meet you

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Bunkers drive me crazy

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Fairway to heaven

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That shot was un-fore-gettable

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Let’s get this par-tee started

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You had me at fore

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Talk birdie to me

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BRB… stay putt

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