Golf puns

28 puns

Golf puns are par for the course when you need a line that lands as well as your drive did (or didn't). This category covers wordplay about fairways, birdies, and the eternal search for a decent slice, from "talk birdie to me" to jokes that are simply "un-fore-gettable," perfect for a golf tournament sign, a scorecard, or a caption after your best round yet. Golf vocabulary (fore, par, drive, chip) is a gift to pun writers, which is why this category is a favorite for clubhouse signs and Father's Day cards alike. Use these for a tee time invite or a caption on today's round. Tee up the full list of golf puns below.

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