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Wine puns

23 puns

Wine puns are for anyone who takes their evening seriously and their vocabulary even more so, starting with "everything happens for a riesling." This category rounds up wordplay perfect for wine labels, dinner party toasts, or a caption on tonight's glass, with plenty of grape-adjacent humor and a few "pour decisions" thrown in for good measure. Wine terminology (riesling, merlot, vintage, pour) is a gift to pun writers, which is why this list has stayed a favorite on menus and coasters for years. Use these for a wine tasting invite, a bottle label, or just a toast among friends. Sip through the full list of wine puns below.

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Day drinking is just wine and dandy

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You are wine-amite

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Read between the wines

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It’s merlot-nley at the top

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Sit up and take pinot-tice

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No way rosé

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With grape power comes great responsibilities

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Grape wines think alike

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Be my Valent-wine

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Decant beat a good wine

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Forever making pour decisions

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Chardon-heyyyy

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You had me at merlot

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On cloud wine

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Don’t be winey, be happy

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Working from wine to five

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Everything happens for a riesling

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Sip, sip, hooray

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