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Coffee puns

23 puns

Coffee puns are for anyone who runs on caffeine and a good sense of humor. This category collects the espresso-yourself, latte-love, and mug-life wordplay that shows up on mugs, café chalkboards, and morning texts to coworkers who are clearly not awake yet. Coffee is one of the richest topics for puns because the vocabulary alone (bean, brew, grounds, roast) does half the joke-writing for you. Whether you need a caption for your morning cup, a line for a coffee shop sign, or something to say instead of good morning, these coffee puns are brewed to deliver. Pour yourself a cup and scroll through the list below.

New to puns? Start with our guide to what a pun is.

You’re off your mocha

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It’s too good to be brew

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Mornings without coffee are a roast-astrophe

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What an in-crema-ble day

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Hope you java nice day!

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I have a caffeine-dishly good plan

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Don’t worry, be frappe

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Brew can do it

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Sip happens

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Decaf is a-latte disappointing

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Bean there, done that

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Mug life chose me

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Perc up, buttercup

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You mocha me crazy

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Grounds for celebration

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So… how you bean?

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What a brew-tiful morning!

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I don’t give a frappe

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Brewed awakening

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You mean a latte to me

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Espresso yo’ self

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Need a chaser? Toast to Beer or Wine puns for the evening version of this list, or pair your coffee with something sweet from Baking.